EXPOSED!!!: Study reveal that Ladies Using Facial Cleansers are 87% ready for Moustache and beards. #beautybusiness

 
Ladies stop using (cheap) facial cleansers or get ready to start growing mustache and possibly beards.This conclusion is drawn from a recent study conducted by a team of physiologists (undergraduates)  from Southern Michighan University, USA on feminine vulnerability and susceptibility to "fatal" masculine appliances(substance Formulated for men) with one major study sample among other things being (methyl spirit) facial cleanser formula.
According to the study, Most Facial cleansers available in the market contains a high percent of (concentrated Alcohol (methylated spirit) a proven hair follicle stimulant capable of stimulating(opening up)  hair follicle on the face and facilitating hair growth and multiplication (duplication) . In men, it stimulates (faster) hair growth and multiplication(making hair more in number). In women, it stimulates hair emergence (mustache in scanty quantity) which may become more in number later.
Have you ever seen a woman beginning to gather mustache like men?(not the ones that suffer hormonal distortions but those you can easily discern is as a result of some face scrubs), i have actually come across many.Here is how to spot the difference: a female that has facial hair as a result of genetic/hormonal disorder will grow some conspicuous (visible) strands of hair on her chest as well while the ones growing hair as a result of facial scrubs (cleansers) has strands of  facial hair (mustache) only but has a plain(smooth/hairless) chest.  Although this is not the only "bad side" to using facial cleanser, of course, there are other (slighter) bad sides like complexion imbalance, something like "a lighter face on a darker body" etc but this one happens to be  a bit scary and it calls for a deep concern as there is no woman i know would want to consciously get her face covered with hair.
The major reason for the possibility of this is that the region around a woman's mouth particularly the mustache and the under jaw) also has hair follicles like men do and pre-occupied with visible but dwarfy (underdeveloped) tiny hairs( because of the build (nature) of the woman (except for the genetically mutilated ones where the hair develops conspicuously (into mustache and beard). With the a continuous application of (methyl formulated) facial cleansers, there is a huge chance of stimulating  the growth and development of hair around this areas(which is something no woman will appreciate).
So in all, can it be well said that facial cleansers were supposedly formulated for men's use and not women? because men already are custodians facial hair.